I can’t remember things that I do or have done over the summer, so I’m just gonna write them down for safe keeping.  

I went to Istanbul.  

- a carpet seller tried to seduce my mom (or so she says)

- saw many majestic cats

- had a real good time

Moved to Toronto. 

- got to be friends with a really nice (but fickle) cat

Went to a few cottages.  

- sunsets

Applied for jobs.  

- no luck

Hung out with friends, read books, watched movies and walked in the park.  

- yes, yes, yes and yes

Drank a shit load. 

- my back hurts, possibly my liver trying to escape

So, this summer has been pretty OK.  Good.